Movies

Id say it was worth the money. It starts off slow, and kinda picks up towards the end. Basically, the Predators hunt the Aliens, who are in this underground pyramid, thousands of feet under antarctica. It was the first pyramid ever. There is this queen alien there who lays eggs every hundered years and the predators kill them. So the Predators know the aliens need humans to be born, and they lure the humans into this pyramid. And the battle ensues.
There are some very corny parts in the movie. But the fights, which is really the only reason you should see the movie, we pretty cool. There was really no epic one, and for that im disappointed. If you had the slightest thought of seeing this, go see it. If you have no desire, i dont recommend it. Me- I liked it- sort of. I wouldnt see it again though. It reminded me alot of Freddy vs. Jason. Alot alot actually. Later

Ok- i didnt see the whole first one, but you really dont need to. I mean, you kind of do, for the begining of the movie. Anyway, it was awesome. Jason Bourne is still, 2 years later, trying to figure out who he was. Meanwhile, he gets framed for something that happened in Berlin, and boom, hes back on the map, running from the CIA. It keeps you guessing, and the action scenes kicked ass. There were a few plot twists, and the way it ends is probably the best way they could do it. I look forward to The Bourne Ultimatum. For those of you who dont know, these movies are based off of a 3 book series, and from what im told, they are much like the books. So thats cool. Def a movie worth seeing. Twice. Later.

Ok- So i didnt like it. I mean, there were cool scenes. And some GFX Effects were cool. But some were lame. and there is this one element to the movie that i cant put my finger on it. They tried to do too much with it. And it reminded me too much of the Terminator Movies. Now- I think I know why i didnt like it that much. Well, A- as Mike Gillan brought to my attention, there was a Major Plot Flaw in the movie. I wont mention it, cause i dont want to blow the movie, but let me know if you notice it. Its kind of hard to catch, but if you catch it, it screws up the plot. Also, it was a cool action movie, but at the end, the was like, an “after school special” moment. Im still going to see it again. Maybe I was just tired, and thats why i didnt like it. Casue Apparently, it was “fucking amazing”. So this is like a second draft. Ill prob see it again this weekend.

Holy Shit. First of all- this movie proves that Ashton Kutcher is not just some shitty comedy actor. Second of all- This movie was really fucking good. A movie that shows that no matter what you do, you can’t please everyone. Change One thing, change everything. It also presents the question If you could go back in time and change one thing, would you? Or I guess, could you. Watching it gave me chills. Like usual, i dont want to give it away by talking about it. Just be sure you are thinking about the movie while watching it. It was kind of predictable in some spots, but its not really until right before an even that you figure out whats going to happen. Later.

It was decent. I mean, every war movie follows a template. Hero who is trying to find inner self. Aragorn- king of men. Achillies- why does he kill? Arthur- is Rome really for freedom? cool fight scene at the beginning. Fellowship- the flashback battle. Troy- Where Achillies OWNS that guy- some no name. King Arthur- fight to save bishop. And then theres the big fight scene at the end, followed by closure, the moving speech by the main character, and leading lady who influences the main character, and a death for good measure. So, seeing as this was a war movie, and it followed all those things, +1 for following the by laws, -1 for no originality. Its a tail of fellowship, and doing whats right. Like i said, decent. Historically Accurate? Got me. Prob not. If you know, let me know. IS it worth seeing? Yeah Sure- Kiera Knightly is in it. O yeah, the Saxton Leader. Here is the casting convo:
Man 1: “Hey, for this guy, lets find a huge guy, who sucks at acting, who is not steven segaul.”
Man 2: “And a texas accent for good measure.”
Thats it im done- go see it if you want- its preet much what I expected. Later

Let me tell you all something about movies, as im sure at least one will have a problem with me rating this movie as “Good”. Since there are different genres of movies, you cant rate every movie on the same scale. you have to look at what the movie intended to do, and then rate it. All movie look to entertain, therefore, obviously if it does not entertain you, well- its not good. But anyway, Dodgeball is a Comedy. Its sole purpose is to make you laugh. And well, if you dont laugh at this movie, you have no sense of humor. On to the review.

Dodgeball, for the most part, was predictable, which allows you to focus more on the comedy. There were alot of jokes, both Obvious and Subtle. Makes you need to see it again so u catch everything. Ben Stiller, Vince Vaugh, and the very beautiful Christine Taylor were all very good. The story was funny, and predictable. But mostly funny. There was seldom no laughter in the theater. Make Sure you stay till after the credits so you see the extra scene. Later!

First of all, you might notice something different. This layout still needs some work, but i have some news before i get to the review. Blogger may no longer be my host of choice for my blog. As soon I as get the hang of WordPress, I will be making the switch. They have catergories and what not. It will be cool. But onto the review.

The movie was in between good and great. On the one hand, the fighr scenes, special effects, and some of the dialogues were really cool. As for acurracy, im not to sure. But either way it was a good movie.
It picks up 2 years after the 1st one, and Peter is poor, Aunt May is poor, MJ is in a play, Harry took over OZ Corp. Harry hired Doc Octavious to do some thing with fusion or something, but anyway, it goes wrong. Duh.
I dont wanna give too much away, which i think the previews kinda did, cause for me anyway, i was anticipating the next big thing as shown by previews. So if you havent seen one, A- where have u been? or B- Good Job Avoiding them Either way, its definatly a movie worth seeing. twice. Later

Before the review i just wanna let everyone know that I am changing the way I do reviews. Instead of that crazy complex 0-10 scale, there will be a scale of zero through five.
0- Im suing for my 8 bucks back.
1 – dont waste your time or money.
2 – ehh
3 – decent
4- good
5- the amount of times u should see it in theaters… at least.

Now, on to the review. This was a 4. Better than I thought. Apparently its a remake from a movie in the 70s. It was nicely done, and very funny. Alot funnier than I thought it would be. Basically, Nicole Kiddman, who plays a woman named Joanne in the movie, is a high power TV exec, who gets fired. Her husband Walter, played by Matthew Broderick, is a VP under her, and he quits. For her- AWW. But seriously, they move to stepford, and Joanne notices the woman are weird and whatnot. Walter loves it, she thinks its wierd. Its a good lesson in Feminism and Chavanism. And you know, Nicole Kiddman is really hot. Later!