A Joyous Day Indeed
Note: This article was published while I was in my early 20s. I was much younger and dumber. Please don't hold it against me. One of the perils of having a 20+ year old website!
“Hi, Im Martha Stewart, and today on Living, we will learn how to break out of jail using just yarn and a hairpin.” Thats right ladies and gentlemen, Martha Stewart is going to prison. For 5 months. Thats almost 6 months! She is also on house arrest for 5 months. This makes me incredibly happy. Because, lets face it- celebrities get away with too much. Not to mention that Martha Stewart is a 2 faced bitch who doesnt give a shit about you, she just wants your cash. Anyway, read more on it here.
Joey,
Do you think Martha deserved prison?