It is true…I am now a corporate whore. Well, I always was, but now, I’m an even bigger one. I promise I won’t plaster this site with busted tee ads. The Google Ones are good enough. However, I probably will feature a shirt that I like every once in a while. There are some really good ones on there. Check it out. Later
Well, I have to admit that I didn’t do any research on it, but in viewing LifeHacker, I saw How to drink a Guinness. I find it especially funny because on Sunday I leave for Dublin, Ireland- the Guinness Captial of the world. Later!
As you may know, Leno was called as a possible witness for Jacko’s trial. Because of this, he is not allowed to make any jokes about Michael Jackson until he has testified. But, this court order does not prevent him from writting jokes. So, he had Brad Garrett (Everybody Love Raymond’s Robert) to read the jokes he had written. Read about it Here. Later.
Ok, So i don’t know how new this is or how many people have heard of it, But this is the coolest thing. A library in France called Bibliothèque nationale de France is a building composed of lights that offers light shows to anyone who can see it. Well, another thing the building does is allow users to dial to it using their cell phone and play games such as Tetris, Pong, Breakout and Pac Man on it. The building is 3370 m2.
To see more pics of the building, go here. Later!
Thats right! Family Guy is coming back. I know it might be some old news to some of you, as it is for me, but i felt the need to post it anyway. The new episodes will be airing in Spring 2005, so it is something to look forward to. I happen to have every available episode of DVD and they never get old. I look forward to the off-color humor, jokes that are just wrong, quagmire’s sex comments, and Stewie. Until then, there will be a pilot episode on American Dad, a new series from the makers of Family Guy, airing on Superbowl Sunday. If its half as funny as Family Guy, it will be…pretty freakin funny. Later!
Real funny. Which is all you need in a comedy. Its about 3 friends who go on the adventure their recenly decesed friend never made. The 3 guys are the typical movie personas: The Wild Boy- Tom. The Average, but not Guy: Jerry, and the Afraid of Everything Guy: Dan. The road is filled with your normal stuff: 2 hill billie weed farmers, a bear, super hot chicks who are one with the forest, and an old guy. Plus, Seth Green does a very good C3P – 0. Defiantly see this movie. You’ll laugh your ass off.
I love Stand Up Comedy. Alot. SO i made a new category called “Comedy.” Whenerver I find a blog worthly joke, or comedian as it may be, Im going to post it. I think its a good idea. So, here goes.
Ron White:
“My friend is a homophobic. I think that is the most useless thing in the world…He says to me one day, ‘You know, this world would be alot better if there werent so many queers.’ I says to him- Next time you have a thought, stop. We are all a little gay. He says, ‘Thats bull shit. Im not gay at all!’ You’re gay and i can proove it. Do you watch porn? ‘Yeah- I love porn.’ Do you only watch girl on girl? ‘Nah man, i watch a man and woman.’ Do you like when the guy has a small half assed little cock? ‘No- I love big hard flappin c—. Holy Shit.'”
Ron White is fucking hillarious. check him out here. My favorite story of his: “I got kicked out of a bar in NYC…”
Really Funny. Ive been asking around to people who saw wondering if it was better than Dodgeball. Well- no. But it was still hillarious. And you know- Christina Applegate is hot. But anyway- freakin funny. And there were alot of camios from people. I recommend it. There is one extremely funny scene with Ron, and the girl, whos name is Veronica. And some things. haha. This funniest guy was Brick though. He was played by the guy in Old School who tried to shut the Frat down- you remember? by the guy from the daily show. Well they called him brick because he was as dumb as one. And it shows. and proves for good comedy. So- see it! Later.
“Hi, Im Martha Stewart, and today on Living, we will learn how to break out of jail using just yarn and a hairpin.” Thats right ladies and gentlemen, Martha Stewart is going to prison. For 5 months. Thats almost 6 months! She is also on house arrest for 5 months. This makes me incredibly happy. Because, lets face it- celebrities get away with too much. Not to mention that Martha Stewart is a 2 faced bitch who doesnt give a shit about you, she just wants your cash. Anyway, read more on it here.
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