The time is once again upon us: Apple is presumably announcing a new iPhone for people to clamor over, then spend all of their money on. This year, I’ve decided there should be a drinking game, so here are the rules:

Take a sip if:

• You hear, “It just works”
• You hear, “Smooth”
• They tell us about a feature we already knew about from the rumor mill
• You hear, “Retina”
• Someone you know gets excited about a feature that already existed on Android
• They list some stat that can really only apply to Apple products

Take a gulp if:

• Something old is presented as new and revolutionary (like Copy and Paste, or notifications).
• They announce something that forces you to buy new accessories
• They take a jab at Android or any other competitor
• They blatantly stole an app and integrated it into the iPhone/iPad.

Finish your drink if:

• You hear, “This is the best iPhone/iPad/Macbook we’ve ever made.”
• Tim Cook comes out dressed as Steve Jobs
• They talk about the Samsung ruling