Quoteables

I like writing down some funny quotes from professors, and this first week was full of them…

“What kind of place is this?? It has exploding beer!”

(about photos) “It’s called a head shot, I don’t like that name.”

–Dr. Connolly–

“Dr. Bishop- he’s our new guy because he’s been here less than 20 years”

–Dr. Jackowitz–

“Cars will go by themselves to work, while you stay at home.”

–Dr. Berger–

And the best- Dr. Fraustino. I wrote down a bunch quotes from him in one class period. And the more the next class. Here are a few good ones:

“We test our metal in conflict”

“Boys need heroes- Bruce Willis in Die Hard, James Bond because he fornicates all the time”

“5 marriages have come out of the groups in my class. They have all ended in divorce”

“XXX Movies- no one needs Character Development in those.”