Welcome to Apple…

We here at Apple understand that the only respectable product we make is the iPod. Therefore we are going to milk it for all its worth before people stop buying it and we go back to being just a shitty computer company again. Since making the First iPod we have remade it for photos, shrunk it, and even made one So Pointless we know you would just have to have it. The iPod is really the only thing that sells, and while we have tried other pointless products, they just dont rank with the greatness of the iPod, and the pointlessness of the iPod Shuffle. So, Welcome to Apple. We aren’t creative, or innovative. But we know how to reinvent the wheel.

Later.