A woman asks her husband, a programmer, to go shopping:
Wife: Dear, please, go to the nearby grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy 6.
Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 6 loaves of bread. His wife is flabbergasted:
Wife: Dear, why on earth did you buy 6 loaves of bread?
Husband: They had eggs.
Came across the joke onÂ this thread, but the habits of programmers. I know, I know. I’m a nerd.